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Before the marriage: (Top to bottom)

He: Yes. Atlast. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

{Now after the marriage. You can read it bottom to top leaving last line.}
There are people with experience and people with opinions. Listen to one, smile at the other.
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i dnt get it smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':S' />
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


8-[

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Rima, here is after the marriage :


She: Can I trust you?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person !

She: Will you hit me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you kiss me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: Of course!

She: Do you love me?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


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lol, still dnt geti t!

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loooool..hilarious!...i no the egyptian version of it which is way funnier:P

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loooool..hilarious!...i no the egyptian version of it which is way funnier:P


share it with us :D

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haha sure...here u go:



قبل الزواج

>>
هو : يااااه أخيرا الحلم هايتحقق

هي : عاوزني أبعد عنك .... ؟؟
هو : لا و إوعي تفكري في كده

هي : ... بتحبني ؟؟
هو : أكييييييييييييد .
هي : طاب عمرك خنتني قبل كده ؟
هو : .. لا طبعا.. بتسألي ليه ؟
هي : طيب ممكن تديني بوسة ؟
هو : .. طبعاااا وعلى خدك كمان
هي : طيب تفتكر إنك ممكن تضربني في يوم من الأيام ؟
هو :لا طبعا انا مش النوع ده من الرجالة
هي : ممكن أثق فيك ؟
هو : أيوه...
> >
لو عايز تعرف حيحصل ايه بعد الزواج ...
> >


إقرأها من تحت لفوووووق

هههههههههه

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now i get it :D lol

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now I dont get it 8-[

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now  I dont get it 8-[

haha same text, in arabic ;)

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fatony my version is better than urz :D / ...hehehe....

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hehe ma'leesh I'll give you credit for that. I posted it out of boredom, you probably did it out of excitement.

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doesn't matter; the result was the same : laughter

and that's just my opinion 8-[

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lool i posted it..coz it wz requested buddy ;)

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hehehe i wouldnt mind to watch the fight btw. fatony n souad.... ?!
or who of u can get a better joke? u got 24 hours from now.. 03.24 danish time!!

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ok..

there was this drunk man once... he was walking down the street and saw a nun (christian sister).. he ran really fast and knockd her down.. then he turned around and said: "Well you aint so tough now are you Batman".. :D :D

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fatony.. it wasnt fun at all,.. man work harder...
souad, where are u, since fatony is the winner so far.. u r kinda .. lol in trouble..

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hmm guys.. when is the fight getting started!!

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Bring that on ;) ...hehe...anywayz here is one:

واحد نذل
جاب كاسيت ووقف قدام ملجأ أيتام وشغل أغنية بابا فين