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Translated jokes are not that funny (esp. when I am the translator :D ) so I thought we could share some in their original language.
Sorry for those who don't understand :oops:

Gallek Ali ou Kada kanou idirou fel service militaire, aya le commandant gal el Ali " chtahouwa hada ?? " (werralou el 3lam te3 el djaza?r), aya Ali gallah " hada el 3lam te3 el djaza?r". Le commandant tnerva ou gallah "hada mechi ghi 3lam hada mouk hada bouk hada djedek.." et apr?s saqssa Kada "chtahouwa hada??" Kada galleh "hada la famille ta3 Ali"
Un homme se leva et demanda permission d'appeler les fidèles à la prière.
Permission lui fût donnée:
- Vous pouvez les appeler, tant que vous les appelez à Dieu et non à vous-même.
- Mais comment saurais-je la différence?
- Si ça vous dérange que quelqu'un d'autre les appelle à Dieu, c'est que vous les appelez à vous-même.

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hahahaha good one man didnt know u were from the west Ithri what city u from?

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cool cool man

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:D

The americans were once digging into this mountain, they dug approximately 1000ft. They happen to find a wire, a long wire. After the analysis of the wire, the headlines of the news paper read: Americans dig 1000ft and found a wire, proof that our ancesstors 1000yrs ago were using a telephone.

Algerians heard of the new discovery and got jealous. So they started digging in the Hoggar Mountain. The headlines on the news paper read: Algerians dug 500ft and found nothing, proof that our ancesstors 500yrs ago were using wireless and bluetooth :lol:

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The americans were once digging into this mountain, they dug approximately 1000ft. They happen to find a wire, a long wire. After the analysis of the wire, the headlines of the news paper read: Americans dig 1000ft and found a wire, proof that our ancesstors 1000yrs ago were using a telephone.

Algerians heard of the new discovery and got jealous. So they started digging in the Hoggar Mountain. The headlines on the news paper read: Algerians dug 500ft and found nothing, proof that our ancesstors 500yrs ago were using wireless and bluetooth   :lol:


hey this is mine u stole it. its in jokes from other countries. :evil:

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oh esmahli, wellah i did not see it.
Appologies.

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- Gallek khatra wahed 3wer sayyed hmama 3awra, besh yhout'ha fla cage hat'ha hdaha. Lahmama bech touhreb dekhlet fi la cage.

- Gallek wahed ken fi bus, aya g3ad ychouf fi wahed essayyed meb3id nad w rah 3andah, gallah khouya baghi nsaqsik ntaya machi japonais? lakhour gallah ella khouya rak ghalet, aya esseyyed wella leplastou bessah 2min men ba3d 3awed rah 3andeh et galleh: rak sur belli machi japonais? lakhour galleh ha sahbi baghi t'habbalni goutlek ella, ayya le mec hadek hablah, darhaleh 4 wella 5 khatrates, ou koul khatra il insiste plus: rak sure belli machi japonais?? aya essayed finalement krah, galleh wah khouya 3andek el haq anaya japonais, ammali lakhour chef fih bien et galleh: bessah ga3 ma tchebahalhoumch!

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Hadi shwiya bessah ma3lish :D

Gallak wahad kan yahdar fi taxiphone m3a madamteh , chaf khouha fayat aya qta3.

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Galek wahed shra zouj klaab, wahed chienlou wahed smaanlou.

Galek wahed syed hab yetzewej. mais bessah ma'andouch drahem parceque yakhdem fi hanout n'ta garantita. Immala rah yekhtoub. saqsah babat toufla: wesh takhdem?
Kalou nakhdem pharmacien.
Wahed el khadra hada jeune kaan yakhdem, ou ja babat a toufla 'ageb mel hanout. Shafou hada jeune, wella yqoul: Shouf Koul habba sba7 ou 7abba l'ashiya.

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qalek wahed a tfoul ja yebki leddar mel'ecole. Qatlou yemmah 'lash rak tebki ya wlidi? qalha, rahoum ga' yqololi Rassi Kbeer. Yemma sa7 rassi kbeer?

Laaalaaa ya wlidi rasek shbaab. houma el ghayoureeen.
5min men ba'd ja moul el batata el barra. daret el oum lwlidha ou qatlou, ya wlidi rouh jibelna 2kg nta batata.

Qalha yemmah fash nerfedhoum. Qatlou: fi shashiytek. (Beanie hat)

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hahahaha. this is good man.

i heard a different version of the last 1

he goes cryin to his mum sayin why is ma head big, so he said when u were young we normally put coffe grounds to calm the bleeding but we were out so i used khmira. looool

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Gallek wahad m3askri rah yekhtob, galoulou ettefla mazalet teqra. Apres, 3la 5 ta3 la3chiya 3awed wella ki chafha kharjet me lycee


Gallek lahlel rah yekhtob chemss ma habbetche, galetlou belli hiya kbira 3lih w galeltlou yeqder ysiyyi m3a ennejma. Ki rah yekhteb nedjma galetlou: ca va pas! ana netzewwedj bwahed m3awedj kima nta! donc lahlel daqetlou et repondalha: hta ana kount ghi nza3aq, ana jamais neqbel bwahda koul lila sahra lbarra

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haha all these are funny :D great work. i always share these jokes with my mom and she likes them too

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M3ascri zed 3andah ghoriene eddah 3and edentiste derleh foum

Gallek kada rah le cinema pour la premi?re fois de sa vie. Shra ticket, 10 minutes plus tard wella yechri ticket wahdakhour, 5 minutes plus tard encore wella yechri ticket. Ja le caissier galleh : si mohamed ba3tlek 3 tikiyet alors que rak wahdek. Kada : wah 3la bali, bessah koulma nji dakhel, wahed ygat3ahli.

Gallek khatra Kada ou Kaddour rahou el Paris fi L aeroport chafou ness wagfa 3and distributeur ta3 pepsi min ja tour ta3 kada dekhel une piece kharjetleh canneta 3jbateh el hala. Sarref ga3 drahmeh ou khawa ga3 distributeur . Kaddour galleh khalini nel3ab chwiya kada galleh hsedtni min cheftni nerbah, rouh ba3dni .

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lool good one

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Gallek khatra m3ascri bouh mete wkhallaleh machina, tqiss fiha kwa3et trakharejhoum drahem. Tchoumer ba3ha

Wahed m3askri gal el benteh ghadi tzawji m3a ould 3amek. aya benteh galteh: ela! ana ntzawaj m3a wahed li na3arfeh sinon nsuicidi. aya galha koun tsuicidi nokoutlek!


Gallek Kada 3omrah ma qra,Khatra chra cartable rah edrab dawra fi la fac ta3 Essenia. Chaf madama, saqsaha :"Enti cha diri khti?" Gatleh:"Sciences exactes khouya,wenta cha dir?" Kada galelha:"Science fiction!"

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hahaha, they're all awsome.. post more :P
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yalkhawa khalou s7aab em3asker tranqulie.

ok this will be the last one about our dear brothers from Em3askar,

galek wahed e7kam un jeune em3asakri (he showed him his nands) galou, hadi la gauche, ou hadi la droite. emba3da khalat yadeeh (quite fast), ou qalou dourka warili ween rahi la gauche? lem3asekri qalou: "7abbes 7abbes ezrebtni"

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Ness m3askar hbabna nebghouhoum, hta houma ykharjou les blagues 3la rwahoum :D

gallek ma3ssakri bgha yfewett l'examen te3 l'code (permis de conduire), saqssah l'ingenieur galleh ki tkoun fi hdoura w yatartgoulek les freins ...a gauche kayen jma3a(groupe) mjam3ine.w a droite kayen wahed...fimen tezdam ?galleh fejma3a..l'ingenieur : allaa..taktoul jma3a..!!!ghi wahed..!!
bon l'ma3asskri da lcode wa lpermis , chra loto..une fois hadik la scene sratlah , mhawed fi hdoura tartgoulah les freins ..a gauche kanou jma3a w a droite kane wahed..alors kisratleh , rah le jma3a..ghi temma tfakar cha galleh l'ingenieur..alors dar mjit li kane mjema3e wahdah..hadek assayed chaf elloto jaya rfad lbank li kane mjema3e fih wahrab...daha morah lma3assakri w khrajlah me taqa , galleh "ana qatlek qatlek rani qari a3lik fel code"


Gallek m3assakri ja lel uk, aya chef madama, blonda et ga3, aya galelha raki 3ajbatni et baghi nekhrouj m3ak ghadwa... hiyya galetlah : Never, galelha: diriha never et demi paske ma noudch bekri!


Gallek khatra m3ascri bgha ytzewej m3a wahrania rah 3and bouh wa galleh beli rani baghi netzewej .Bouh frah wa saqseh m3amen ki galleh m3a wahrania bouh ma amench 3aqleh, z3af we glebha 3la wouldeh ghorba we galleh laaaaaaaa hadi ga3 matgoulhech ghadi tkhalatelna dem et tt. Aya wouldeh galleh: la bouya ghi takhdemli el kwa3at te3 wahren ntalleg.

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