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a man goes to the doctor...

man: so doctor tell me,will I live to b 80years old?

doctor: do u smoke?

man: NO..and I dnt drink either.

doctor: do u eat red meat?

man: NO..am vegetarian.

doctor: do u date a lot, go to night clubs?

man: NO...I dnt do that.

doctor: then why do u care? :huh:

hahahahaha :D

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What can my enemies possibly do to me? My paradise is in my heart; wherever I go it goes with me, insepa­rable from me. For me, prison is a place of (religious) retreat; ex­ecution is my opportunity for martyrdom; and exile from my town is but a chance to travel ......

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well thnx for playin sis smile

yea but I said the doors behind them were locked which means no way out but the rooms inside the house rnt locked hehehe :D

now u open the door with the tree on it & u find 4 keyes ...in 4 clours blue,red, green & black..which one do u take? :D


ahhhh! i'll say green :D

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ahhhh! i'll say green :D


sorry it takes me a while to answer but I have been really busy :D

well so u take the key & u leave that room then one of ur friends is screamin for help so do u follow his voice to help him but keep in mind that there could b nothing u can do or do u find a way out ? :D

p.s. omg am killin the fun of this haunted house game cuz u c when my friends & I played this it was fast cuz we were askin questions face to face but now it's takin too long..but that doesnt mean that u're out of this game just yet.. :P :D

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Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

hehehehe :D

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so I c that the haunted house game isnt goin anywhere ma3lish I gave it a try :D okay so here's hw the game goes for u guys to play with ur friends or family if want to.. smile
after the first post which tells the story then u just keep on askin questions like the ones I did...at the end u say
''u find ur self in a room & a man walks in behind u sayin : u're goin to die right now, hw would u like to die?
1-fast by a gun?
2-medium by an electric chair?
3-slow by a knife?

now if they answer 1 or 3 they die ''in the game not in the real life hahahaha :D''
if they say 2 they live cuz the power is off :P

thnx 4 playin lilia ^_^

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heyyyyyyyy i thought i posted an answer and i was waitig for your reply( silly me :D)
i'm sure i would have died; i always fall for it :P :D


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this one is also a bit long but I thought it was funny :P

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."




hahahahaha :D

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Bad Grades
The young boy wasn't getting good grades in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said ..."I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a :spank: ."


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Easy way to Kill an Ant......!!! :evil:
Mix chilli powder with sugar and give It..... :idea:
Now it will search for water.......!
the ant will go in search of water somewhere near the water tank...
When the ant goes near the tank,Push the ant in to it, :surprise:
Now the Ant which is fully soaked in the water will go to dry itself near the Fire....
When it reaches the fire,Throw a bomb in to the Fire..... :2guns:
Then U admit the ant in ICU........ smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':S' />
Remove the oxygen mask from its mouth & Ha ha ha aha obviously it dies..... :rip:
TRY IT......
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Hello Loll.....
Hope this is not that much Funny ,But still U have to suffer.By My Joke..... :crybaby:

When nights are long,

When friends are far,

I usually sit by my window n think of u By silent Tears,

I always Wish You be hear ,Near to Me.......!!!!!!

To hit this Mosquitoes,O My dear .... :crybaby:

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Ansar :D :D :D .... Your jokes are weird maaan !!!! XD :D . I have problems to understand the funny part in them ^^

Weeeeelll I also have a nice blonde-joke :D :D :
( they are really funny, but nothing against blondes ;) )


A blonde is married. She get two babies who are twins. From that day she is sad and crying the whole day. When her friend asked her why she is sad and crying the whole day , the blonde answered :" Because I don't know the father of the second baby !!!!" : :D :D


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Ansar :D :D :D .... Your jokes are weird maaan !!!! XD :D . I have problems to understand the funny part in them ^^

Weeeeelll I also have a nice blonde-joke :D :D :
( they are really funny, but nothing against blondes ;) )
A blonde is married. She get two babies who are twins. From that day she is sad and crying the whole day. When her friend asked her why she is sad and crying the whole day , the blonde answered :" Because I don't know the father of the second baby !!!!" : :D :D


Hahahaha that one was really funny :D:D

Do you got more blond jokes :laughing:
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Hahahaha that one was really funny :D:D

Do you got more blond jokes :laughing:



I heared that joke from television by hasard ... and I laught everytime when I think on it :D :D ... that's why I have posted it ... but unfortunetly I have not so much jokes about blondes ... next time when I hear a good one again inshaallah ^_^

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Ansar :D :D :D .... Your jokes are weird maaan !!!! XD :D . I have problems to understand the funny part in them ^^


Lol omg me too...I didnt get any of these two jokes XD :D :D :D

weeell here's another one :P again a bit long but I like a joke that tells a story :D

The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid girls. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department.

The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.

They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid girls -- after all, they now had their own department at the university.

So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde E ducation Department, which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D." :D


hehehehe :D

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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."



hahahaha :D

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


hehehehe :D

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Lol & LOL!

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


hahahaha :D

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lol.. very good!
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