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Hahahaha, nice!

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this one made me lol for abt 5 mins hahaha it has a couple of funny stuff all in one joke ! lol :D

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.


hahahaha :D

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When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."


hehehehe :D


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hehe..hehahahaha LOL..

Here's an other:
a man once told his wife:this weekend i want to relax & to have some fun so i bought 3tickets 4 a good movie..
-why 3
- 4 u & yr parents...



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geddit?

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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

hahahahaha :D


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The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"





Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk hahahaha :D , I have realized that I don't understand that joke :P :D :D .... I mean why is the sign 'Do Not Disturb!' inside the room smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':S' /> ... I thought such sign has always to be outside the room ^^ , so that people OUTSIDE can see it and do not disturb the people INSIDE ... hmmm XD ... But that letter was really really really a good one loooooooooooooool

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast


:lol: What a nice sentence looooool :D :D

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I mean why is the sign 'Do Not Disturb!' inside the room smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':S' /> ... I thought such sign has always to be outside the room ^^ , so that people OUTSIDE can see it and do not disturb the people INSIDE ... hmmm XD ...


That's the point of the joke demi my friend, lol