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1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. systems support men always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's/husband's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. Taxis stop for us.

7. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

8. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

9. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

10.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

11.If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

12.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

13.We have the ability to dress ourselves.

14.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

15.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

16.We'll never regret piercing our ears.

17.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

18.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

when I find or can think of more then u shall kno lol :D

hahahahahaha :P :D

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Good one ;D
I'M INTERNATIONAL BAAAAABYYYY

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19.you are first in bouteflika's list !

Hey !


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HAHAHAHAHA :D :D ... that is really good your advantages :D .. But let me destroy a bit :P :D :D .. Me as a man of course , I have to say something for defence :P

I will start with this one :P :D :

18.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.


Well , that means you give up very easy and can't find out the way by yourself :P
If you find this as an advantage ... then ok :P :D


hya hya hya hyaaaaa :nana: :D

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I give you one advantage only for us men:

1. you need our permission first to do anything.

IN YA FACE HOMIE
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look out boys, things you say might turn against you, "la3kayeb 3la 7"
Fatony you might become your wife's slave for what you're saying here " you need our permission first to do anything. IN YA FACE HOMIE"
i know this is sth we got to do, but honestly, haven't you ever met a man who is his wife's slave? though he is strong? have u seen that adverstising on MBC channels where "abou chehab" the symbol of manhood gives a flower to his wife and comes to her in a gentle way when all the others think he is about to fight, you should see it! :lol:

and demi, don't understand things differently, sometimes we figure out solutions easily while u , men, might make big mistakes, maybe this is not what she meant in her 18th, but it is true that we find effective solutions and

وراء كل رجل عظيم امرأة
think of it well,

when you want to bring arguments from our religion, and sunnah, plz be FAIR,


ps: 19: a simple smile s.m.i.l.e gets us out of trouble, gets us discounts on expensive stuff!


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I give you one advantage only for us men:

1. you need our permission first to do anything.

IN YA FACE HOMIE


Hahahaha lol, man it's us who's controlling u ;D or at least ur food =D so u better give us permission or u might get something very special in ur food :P , say WHAAAT :D

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well Fato u see now that works both ways cuz a man also needs permission b4 doin anything ....
for example can u do something ur Mum said u cant do? no u cant
if u had an older sister u'd have to listen to her
and a Husband cant go around doin wut ever he wants and he does have to talk abt things with his wife first b4 making a Decision ...

u were sayin ? :P
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hahahahhaa demi of course it's an advantage to use ur brain and common sense :P :D

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ahahaha WOMAN POWER all the way!! proud to be feminine :yes:

I quote, "A woman needs a man like fish need bicycles." :P

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wow look at the women trippin. Thank god I didn't mention 10 advantages. I would be like Shrek, chased by the villagers.

I will hit you with another one and this is in the Quran. You can't Argue with what Allah swt has prescribed for you: "AL Rijaalou qawwamouna 3ala nisa2."

*Fixing his collar*





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Sorry did I already say:


when you want to bring arguments from our religion, and sunnah, plz be FAIR,



well it seems like i did!

quraan does not contain any unfair statements, you should well understand the reasons and the circumstances in which verses of quraan are inserted, you're supposed to protect us and take care of us, not us babies, but take good care of us ( though we take care of you better than you do, uhm)
do you want a woman to work for you and gets you ytour living??? this way you'll be dependent on a woman don't forget (her slave, hahahahha)
somebody on another forum has explained this verse according to a scholar called TABARANI, and he said:

قوله تعالى: «الرجال قوامون على النساء بما فضل الله بعضهم على بعض و بما أنفقوا من أموالهم» القيم هو الذي يقوم بأمر غيره، و القوام و القيام مبالغة منه.
و المراد بما فضل الله بعضهم على بعض هو ما يفضل و يزيد فيه الرجال بحسب الطبع على النساء، و هو زيادة قوة التعقل فيهم،


(i'm not sure of it nowadays)
و ما يتفرع عليه من شدة البأس و القوة و الطاقة على الشدائد من الأعمال و نحوها فإن حياة النساء حياة إحساسية عاطفية مبنية على الرقة و اللطافة، و المراد بما أنفقوا من أموالهم ما أنفقوه في مهورهن و نفقاتهن.

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and we get "al mahr" in marriage, you don't! heeeeeh
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oooooooooh ...
somebody is gettin' excited !


well .. u take the MAHR, but we take u,
in this way u're both ours .. u and the MAHR !
Waw .. what a beautiful world !


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IT'S A GREEEEAAAAAT HONOUR FOR YOU, EVERY MAN SHOULD FEEL LUCKY FOR BEING ACCEPTED BY A WOMAN THAT LOVES HIM AND READY TO SPEND HER LIFE WITH HIM, GOT TO BE REALLY GOOD TO IMPRESS WOMEN, AND PLZ DON'T START THAT MATERIALISTIC GIRL SUBJECT, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MONEY TO IMPRESS A GIRL, I'M TALKING ABOUT GREAT PERSONALITY

and then you take us and you have to get us our living and pay for us to the last day of your life, or the girl's life, haha!

what a BEAUTIFUL world!

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at least we agree with each other about how beautiful the world is !

and I'm gonna tell u something ... it's a guy thing
The husband can never ever enjoy his life if he can't make his wife happy !


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Thank yoooouuuuu! this is soo sweet!

well women also spend their days trying to satisfy their husbands, all women change after they get married

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This is truly a beautiful day...we have a male member and a female member agreeing with each other over men vs. women and marriage comments...*sheds a tear* :P
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LOL!! @ Ozzy hahahahaha good one man lol

and yeah ''AL Rijaalou qawwamouna 3ala nisa2." but I think that works for us cuz it means u guys have to do all the work lol so in ur face Fato :P lol

but no not all women change after marriage it's not a change cuz it's not like they were married b4 lol

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:lol: :lol: well dear WR, i have three married sisters, two married friends and one engaged, and i have to admit that they have changed their attitudes, look way of thinking and everything, not because they grow up or changed their life style, but because of their husbands.

my sister never liked red hair before, now it is always tainted in red cuz her husband likes it, she never used a lot of garlic in her food, now my mother does not allow her to cook cuz she uses a looooooot of it, and so and so, another sister of mine has changed her words, she has new words we never used home smile , my friend changed alllllllll her attitudes and she's not married yet,

i sadely have to admit, that women change their attitudes for their husbands (in a good way hihih)

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:lol: :lol: well dear WR, ...


Who is that dear WR ??? smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':S' /> :P :D :D :D

I just wanted to make some troubles , no worries.. you know how it is sometimes when you eat some bananas :D :D :D