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it might b a bit long but I always liked a joke that tells a story :D

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."



hahahahaha well I will also post some good blonde jokes in here and if any of u has any feel free to share ;)

there u go demi as promised lol :P :D

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LOL :D good one. At least it was the right answer smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

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Here's one from me, that i found on the net :D

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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hahahahahahahaha :D yeeeeeees that was a good one with the cuckoo living in a clock :lol: ... unexpectable end looool ... I almost was wondering since when the blondes did become smart :D :D :D ( you know , nothing against blondes ppl , its just kidding ^^ )


and to be honest the second joke I didn't understand ... and I am not blonde , right !!!! :P :D :D
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and to be honest the second joke I didn't understand ... and I am not blonde , right !!!! :P :D :D


Basically, instead of picking up a sheep she picked up the dog...the only thing in the flock that wasn't actually sheep lol.
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Basically, instead of picking up a sheep she picked up the dog...the only thing in the flock that wasn't actually sheep lol.


aaaaaaaaaaah Okkkkkkkk , I seee now :lol: , thank you Ozzy ^^ ... hahahahaha Now I can say that the second joke also was a good one XD :D ...

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No broblem :D

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hahahahaha good one :D
and Lol @ demi lol :P
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

hahahaahha :D

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LOL!

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Two blondes are watching a cowboy film in which a cowboy is riding with a horse towards a big cactus-field!
The one blonde said :"I bet you at 10$ that the cowboy will ride through the field".
"I bet he will not ride through", says the other.
The cowboy rides through!
The first blonde said: "All right!, all right! You can keep your money, I have seen the movie before!"
The second blonde: "Me too, but I havent thought that he will ride again through it!"


:D :D :D
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LOL!

Maybe I should actually post a joke instead of just constantly writing "LOL!"

*Watch this space*
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hahahahahahaha good one demi !

LOL! @ Ozzy :P ya think? :P
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A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger."

The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed. "oh, sorry.." then she whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger."


hahahahaha :D

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LOL!

(I'm working on it, lol)
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hahaha i watched a video of the last joke, maybe that's where writers got it from hmm? :P i joke.

Ozzy 'tis all good bro, you can simply post your laugh, it IS free and that's what matters :D
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hahahahaha :D ... yeeees good one also WF !! :D

here is another one :D :

Two blondes are on a bicycle on the road.
At once one rises from her bike and starts to let the air from the tires.
The first blonde asks her: "What are you doing there?"
the second reply: "Well, my saddle is too high!"
The first blonde jumps then immediately from her bicycle and begins to screw off the saddle and the handlebar and set the saddle in the place of the handlebar and the handlebar in the place of the saddle and screw them down.
the second blonde asks:" What are you doing now???!!! "
the other says:" You know what, I will drive back, you're simply too stupid for me! "


:D :D :D :D
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an other one :D :D

A blonde ordered a pizza.
The Chief asked if he should split it in 6 or 12 pieces.
the blonde answered : "in 6, please. I could never eat 12 !!"


:D :D
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Ozzy 'tis all good bro, you can simply post your laugh, it IS free and that's what matters :D


I like free...yes I'm cheap, lol

hahahahaha :D ... yeeees good one also WF !! :D

here is another one :D :

Two blondes are on a bicycle on the road.
At once one rises from her bike and starts to let the air from the tires.
The first blonde asks her: "What are you doing there?"
the second reply: "Well, my saddle is too high!"
The first blonde jumps then immediately from her bicycle and begins to screw off the saddle and the handlebar and set the saddle in the place of the handlebar and the handlebar in the place of the saddle and screw them down.
the second blonde asks:" What are you doing now???!!! "
the other says:" You know what, I will drive back, you're simply too stupid for me! "


:D :D :D :D


LOL!

an other one :D :D

A blonde ordered a pizza.
The Chief asked if he should split it in 6 or 12 pieces.
the blonde answered : "in 6, please. I could never eat 12 !!"


:D :D


and LOL again!
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hahahahahah demi nice !

and no I didnt get it from a video lol :P


LOL! @ ozzy @ (am workin on it ) hahahahaha well it's good we're not payin u by the hour :P
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