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LOOOOL! Nice one touta :D

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hahahahahaha good one u guys ^_^

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...

- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- she studied for a blood test.
- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

hahahahaha :D



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two black haired are walking. Suddenly one sees a purse, go towards it and lifts it up. Both are looking into the purse and suddenly the one who lifted it throws it back! the other black haired replied : " heeey, why did you throw the purse away ?" the other answers : " Weeell , have you ever seen a 50$ note with two zeros ??" :D :D
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hahahahaha blonde jokes are funny :D
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 p.s. if people didn't know, I have blonde hair too.
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. and LOL! @ p.s. if people didn't know, I have blonde hair too.
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.

"Help us, help us!" yells the other.

"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.

"Good idea," said the other.

"Together, together!"

:D

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Firstly if someone disagrees with a topic it is better to contact a member of staff about it and voice their concerns that way, rather than make comments in the topic which may spark a distasteful response(s).
Secondly if someone then chooses to respond, do not make illegitimate claims that will upset or offend other members.
Lastly this particular topic has been recognised by many members as a joke thread so in my opinion should remain open for now.
I myself will request that the staff have a vote on this particular topic, and that the result of the vote decide what happens next.
All members are requested to carry on as normal until then and are requested not to take this matter any further. Doing so may result in further action against that member.

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P.S: Everything that I have written was not directly aimed at anyone, it is just a friendly reminder to all members.
If anyone has a problem with what I have written, please contact me directly.

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Thank you very much brother Osbourne.
inshalah there will be no broblem brother Osbourne.

Have a nice day :D

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Ok I think that we're beginning to take everything into heart and personal for some weird reason.... this is a forum, and this section is the comedy section and it has jokes about m3asker (where I come from) and most of the jokes were made by me..... I don't take offense to it because they are jokes, so let's not make a big deal out of nothing please and let's continue on without any issues. Blond jokes are famous everywhere and they have never been considered offensive in any way... plus blonds are not a race so we can't compare that to Arabs, because there are blond Arabs.


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today at work... i think i was having a bad hair day or something... u know when u come out of a shower and ur hair is all electricuted.... this funny guy at work goes: look who'se coming, Super Mario.... cracked me up :D:D
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Thank u @ Beebo @ Ozzy

and LOL!! @ Fato


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okay ppl looks like we're back in business :D hahahahaha :P


A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."

Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"

"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"


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oh man lol...

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What were the chances of that happening?! :P

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There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.

Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win -- they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back.

"A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!"

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LOOOOL!

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hahahahaha good one WF ^_^


A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, they took everything" she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."



:D

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thats stoooopid loool

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LOL!