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A blonde was down on her luck.

In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "Ive kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "Ive kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The blonde pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"





hahahaha :D





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hahahahahahaha :D ... the blonde had luck that she kidnapped the child of an other blonde XD loooool that was the very best part at the end :D :D

thanks for sharing WF ^^ and I must say I have missed also these jokes
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hahahaha yeah I kno that was the best part lol :D

you're more than welcome ^_^ and there's more where that came from ;) :D
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Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

__________________________

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.

__________________________


A policeman pulled a blond over after he'd been driving the wrong
way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blond: No, but whatever it is, it must be bad since everyone's leaving.

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Hey !


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hahahahahaha those are some good ones there :D
Thank u bro ^_^
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Posted Image i liked that yes no yes no joke..thanks pal
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Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

__________________________

Blonde: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Blonde: All of me, silly.

__________________________


A policeman pulled a blond over after he'd been driving the wrong
way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blond: No, but whatever it is, it must be bad since everyone's leaving.



Hahahahahahhaha :D :D thank you Kamyloooood !!!! :D I found the first joke the funniest one loooooooool . Yes. No. Yes. No :D :D :D :D :D that was also a really good one brother thank you for sharing it with us !!!



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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

hahaha :D

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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

hahaha :D



hahahahahaha :D thank you for sharing this funny joke with us :D :D !!!!!!!! :D But it indicates somehow that blondes are smart and lawyers not XD :D :D ... but I am sure the blonde did all that without intention :P :D :D :D


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LOL! Nice one :D

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A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"

The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So, you're the one who took our phone book..."



hahahahaha :D


aaaaaaand cuz it's been a while here's another one :P


A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"

The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."


hahahaaha :D


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A blonde, a brunette and a readhead are stuck on an island. For years and years they live there, until one day they find a magic lamp. They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life-- I just want to go home" ... *vanished* she is gone.

The the red head makes her wish "This place sucks, I want to go home too" ...*vanished* soft she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her "My dear what is the matter, "I wish my friends were here" ... *back*!!!


he he he :D

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Hahahahaha Posted Image Posted Image , thank you WF for the jokes ^^ , although I must say , I knew them b4 Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image , but I still found them funny again loooooool hahahhaha


and here is also one from my site Posted Image , and it is one special BLONDE joke loooooooooool

A blonde takes part on an intelligenz quiz in a"Life TV show" . The presenter asks her the following questions:


1. How long was the Hundred Years War?

· 116 years
· 99 years
· 100 years
· 150 years
-->The blonde uses her right not to answer question.


2. In which country was the "Panama hat" invented?

· Brazil
· Chile
· Panama
· Ecuador
-->The blonde asks the audience to help.


3. In what month the Russians celebrate the holiday of the October Revolution?

∙ January
∙ September
∙ October
· November
-->The blonde uses the right to phone a person.


4 . What is the real name of King George IV?

· Albert
· George
· Manual
· Jonas
-->The blonde uses the right delete two wrong answers and guesses right.


5. From which animal name comes the name of the Canary Islands?

· Canary bird
· kangaroo
· Rat
· Seal
-->The blonde doesnt know the falls out of the game out.


P.S.: Here are the correct
Answers:

1. The Hundred Years War lasted 116 years (from 1337 till 1453).
2. The "Panama"-hat was invented in Ecuador.
3. The holiday of the October Revolution is celebrated on 7th November.
4. The Real name of King George IV was Albert. The King has changed his name 1936.
5. The name "Canary Islands" comes from the animal name seal. On Latin it Canary Island means "island of seals".


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hahahahahahaha Demi I was abt to point out that they were all trick questions but u did at the end :P

and hahahahahaha good one :D

Thanks ^_^

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Hahahahaha Posted Image Posted Image , thank you WF for the jokes ^^ , although I must say , I knew them b4 Posted Image Posted Image Posted Image , but I still found them funny again loooooool hahahhaha


and here is also one from my site Posted Image , and it is one special BLONDE joke loooooooooool

A blonde takes part on an intelligenz quiz in a"Life TV show" . The presenter asks her the following questions:


1. How long was the Hundred Years War?

· 116 years
· 99 years
· 100 years
· 150 years
-->The blonde uses her right not to answer question.


2. In which country was the "Panama hat" invented?

· Brazil
· Chile
· Panama
· Ecuador
-->The blonde asks the audience to help.


3. In what month the Russians celebrate the holiday of the October Revolution?

∙ January
∙ September
∙ October
· November
-->The blonde uses the right to phone a person.


4 . What is the real name of King George IV?

· Albert
· George
· Manual
· Jonas
-->The blonde uses the right delete two wrong answers and guesses right.


5. From which animal name comes the name of the Canary Islands?

· Canary bird
· kangaroo
· Rat
· Seal
-->The blonde doesnt know the falls out of the game out.


P.S.: Here are the correct
Answers:

1. The Hundred Years War lasted 116 years (from 1337 till 1453).
2. The "Panama"-hat was invented in Ecuador.
3. The holiday of the October Revolution is celebrated on 7th November.
4. The Real name of King George IV was Albert. The King has changed his name 1936.
5. The name "Canary Islands" comes from the animal name seal. On Latin it Canary Island means "island of seals".


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I like this one, coz it made me feel how blonds usually feel !

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So she was right, and INTELLIGENT! :lol:


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No. 5:

The islands' name is likely derived from the Latin term Insula Canaria, meaning Island of the Dogs, a name applied originally only to the island of Gran Canaria. It is thought that the dense population of an endemic breed of large and fierce dogs, like the Presa Canario, was the characteristic that most struck the few ancient Romans who established contact with the islands by the sea. <BR style="DISPLAY: block; CLEAR: left">

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hehe. All the rest were true. Also, I don't think King George changed his name. Albert was always one of his names.


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Posted Image why are blonds DUMBO'S??Posted Image
i know alot of blond ppl bt they're not that bad!!!
here another 1:
a blond put lipstick on her hair to makeup her mind!!! loooooolPosted Image

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i know alot of blond ppl bt they're not that bad!!!



Those jokes are not perosnal or against blondes , they're just jokes sis smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> and blonde jokes are popular everywhere lol Posted Image


here another 1:
a blond put lipstick on her hair to makeup her mind!!! loooooo



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