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Husband : I'm gonna order some Pizza ,do you want some? ^_^

Wife : No,Thanks smile

Husband : Okay smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Wife : No, wait!

Husband : yes? would you like me to order something for u as well?^^

Wife : I don't know :helpsmilie:

Husband : you don't know if you something or not ? :mellow:

Wife : nope :chinese:

Husband : are you hungry ?

Wife : kind of

Husband : kind of ? smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':S' />

Wife : well am not sure if I'm hungry or not.

Husband : how could you not know if you're hungry or not? :cheesy:

Wife : but I can get hungry later on though

Husband : So should I order you a Pizza ?

Wife : what if I don't get hungry by then?

Husband : don't eat then :rolleyes:

Wife : but the pizza will be wasted :thumbdown:

Husband : no, you can eat it tomorrow

Wife : what if I didn't want to eat pizza tomorrow?


Husband : you don't have to want to eat pizza, you can have a pizza at any day no problem.

Wife : But I only Pizza when I really want to.I cant just eat it anyday like that.

Husband : Okay fine, do you want me to order you something else then?

Wife : but I don't want something else :(

Husband : so this means you want Pizza? :think:

Wife : No


Husband : So you don't want anything?

Wife : no I want something

Husband : you're driving me crazy , what do you want?? :dontgetit:

Wife : nothing, just order for yourself

Husband : Hamdulillah, an answer at last! :wacko:

Wife : but order a cheese pizza


Husband : What?! I don't eat cheese :yucky:

Wife : but I like cheese :hijab:

Husband : am I ordering pizza for you or for myself ? <_<

Wife : for you of course :no2:

Husband : Then why would I order a cheese pizza ? :sweat:

Wife : cuz I might get hungry by the time it gets here!

Husband : So?

Wife: what you mean so?! I can't eat something I don't like :snooty:

Husband : Do you even want to eat ???? :wall:

Wife : well why not?


Husband : You mean am ordering a pizza for myself cuz you may or may not get hungry when it gets here ?! :huh:

Wife : Exactly! :yes:

Husband : what about me ? don't I get to eat ?! :evil:

Wife : well I might not be hungry when it gets here so then you can have it :chill-pill:















P.S. The husband was seen not guilty in the chargers of murdering his wife as the Judge
declared it as self-defense

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Well, thats a good husband mashaAllah...veryyyyy patient, my karmouda tkoun ttaret already :P

Done is better than perfect.


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I would have killed her long before then lol :P

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hahaha
she would kill him with a heart-attack before he kills her ...
lol

k.Matmouro_5050: make sure my wife isn't like her, otherwise i'll kill u before her. :P

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A truly lovely story :laughing: It made me laugh out loud and smile inside. Well not the murder part :paranoid: All men should be this patient to their wifes wallahu 3alam.

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Ooooh my god ... This is really crazy ..
They are both weird ... what a couple !!!

Hey !


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hahahahaha @ BS I dnt know even know wut do u mean by karmouda XD lol

I would have killed her long before then :P


I dnt think she was that bad lol :P

she would kill him with a heart-attack before he kills her ...
lol

k.Matmouro_5050: make sure my wife isn't like her, otherwise i'll kill u before her. :P


hahahaha come on we all get confused when we're ordering out :P

p.s. :happybday: to ur Mum :D


A truly lovely story :laughing: It made me laugh out loud and smile inside. Well not the murder part :paranoid: All men should be this patient to their wifes wallahu 3alam.


am glad you thought it was funny^^
I thought it was really funny too ^_^
and true true all men should be this patient with their wives and even more! :D


Ooooh my god ... This is really crazy ..
They are both weird ... what a couple !!!


hahahaha why? smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':S' /> that's a normal convo which can happen more than u think it would :D



you guys better start gettin used to it know esp the ones who are wife hunting hahahahaha :P
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Thnx WF.
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hahahahaha @ BS I dnt know even know wut do u mean by karmouda XD lol


loool wahdek WF..When someone says ''wch ttaretlek el kardmouda'' mean ''wch hbalt ?''
El karmoud is that red stone or whatever you call it on the roof. :P
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you're welcome Abdel ^^

and aaaaaaah hahahaha I thought u meant something else with it when u used it here cuz it didnt make sense to me and I never heard anyone use it like this b4 lol XD @ BS

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you're welcome Abdel ^^

and aaaaaaah hahahaha I thought u meant something else with it when u used it here cuz it didnt make sense to me and I never heard anyone use it like this b4 lol XD @ BS


hahah... yeah ur name is too short lol
so we have to beak it down to WF although it sounds wrong.

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hahah... yeah ur name is too short lol
so we have to beak it down to WF although it sounds wrong.



and aaaaaaah hahahaha I thought u meant something else with it when u used it here cuz it didnt make sense to me and I never heard anyone use it like this b4 lol XD @ BS


How does it sound wrong Abdel ?? I only rephrased it a la BS :P

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How does it sound wrong Abdel ?? I only rephrased it a la BS :P


both of ur names sound wrong
BS last semester i had a course about accounting in there was something named balance sheet and they call it BS so the Dr was making fun of it and calling it B... Sh.t lol
WF
and WF i think it's obvious.
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yes I know that both names can sound wrong but Al a3mall bi niyaat :P
and am sure when other members say WF or BS they mean well lol
and its WTF that sounds wrong not WF :P hahaha so mine is pretty good lol :D
And I like WF^^

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BS last semester i had a course about accounting in there was something named balance sheet and they call it BS so the Dr was making fun of it and calling it B... Sh.t lol



What a compliment !!! Thank you Abdel ! :P

Actually I was thinking of changing my display name ...looks like I'll be doing that soon !! smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

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What a compliment !!! Thank you Abdel ! :P

Actually I was thinking of changing my display name ...looks like I'll be doing that soon !! smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />


oh! sorry but it's just how it sounds.
i guess no need to change ur name it's a great one.

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It's ok smile , yh BS is Balance Sheet right ??

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It's ok smile , yh BS is Balance Sheet right ??


yeah yeah :laughing:
forget about the other word.

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If I was the judge I wouldn't have blamed the guy for anything!!



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hahahahaaah!!! don't worry Abdel.... If u don't like your wife u can kill her... i don't really mind but you'll never get to me!! i'll be in England reading the news paper with the heading of : AN ALGERIAN MURDERS HIS WIFE BECAUSE OF PIZZA! and at the bottom it will have a pic of me and a WANTED sign!! looooooooooooooooooooool!!!
i'm only jokin'... i'll find u the BEST woman in the UNIVERSE!! even though i'm not sure if u deserve her....xxx