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Hope everyone's doing well Insha'Allah and got over their defeat last time :P

I would Nirqi first b4 competing this time if I were u W001 :laughing:

Back to business :D

This month Insha'Allah our theme is going to be One-Liners !
And as usual you guys will be posting 2 Funny [of course lol] One-Liners but not on the same post Please , you guys have till The 28th to submit your One-Liners and as Always voting stops once I post the results.


Have fun guys and give it your best shot!

Bitawfeeq to all Insha'Allah ;)



I Wonder who will be The Winner This Time ???



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Yaye Alhamdulilaah i am the first who is replying to you : )
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salam

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

That might comes in handy ;)


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salam ...

hmmm .. Good start !!

Here i go :

"Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free"

No offense !

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Hey !


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Here is mine:


Life is unsure... always eat your dessert first
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There are people with experience and people with opinions. Listen to one, smile at the other.
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Life is unsure... always eat your dessert first



3la kershek ta5li 3arshek!!! ;)
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3la kershek ta5li 3arshek!!! ;)


why is she getting a thank u for that Meriem... ya3ni bizzare

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hahahahhaha, :lol: no 3egbetni, dahketni, that girl makes me laugh
aya matez3efsh khoya, here's a +1 for you


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"I'll Come to My Senses, The Day George Bush Comes to My Defenses" <_<
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why is she getting a thank u for that Meriem... ya3ni bizzare


I was gonna ask the same question wallahi lol

aya matez3efsh khoya, here's a +1 for you


So here u have it guys , just tell Meriem that u're mad at her or let her Think that u are , and she'll give u a +1 ... :P


And Very well Done guys , I have to say though ... so Far Ozzy's One-Liner is my Fav! :P

But They are all Hilarious :D



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chefti, rbah m3aya sahel :D

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So I've noticed :D But I honestly think u should make ppl work for it :P lol.




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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.




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3amo fatony.... doq ana nzeedlek wa7da!!

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salam


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