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واحد راح يقرا في الجامع مالا قالو الشيخ تاع الجامع
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و سمك قالو ياسين قالو مالا أقرالي سورة ياسين من الأول أومبعد الشيخ هاداك عيط لواحدوخر قالو وسمك قالو يا شيخ وسمني طه بصح يعيطولي كوثر




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Lol, good one:p

This one always makes me laugh :

Galak wahad propriétaire d'une pompe à essence samaha JMB.

Ja a3ndah wahad moul banka wa saksah, chawa JMB?
Galah : Jilali moul bomba.
Lmoul banka galah JMB c'est le nom ta3 lbanka ta3na. A3nda 15 jours bach tbadal had isim.
Khamam fiha Jilali wa finalement bdal le nom pour JMBMMB.
Nhar li wala moul banka, saksah chawa JMBMMB?
Galah : Jilali moul bomba mchi moul banka...

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Lol, good one:p

This one always makes me laugh :

Galak wahad propriétaire d'une pompe à essence samaha JMB.

Ja a3ndah wahad moul banka wa saksah, chawa JMB?
Galah : Jilali moul bomba.
Lmoul banka galah JMB c'est le nom ta3 lbanka ta3na. A3nda 15 jours bach tbadal had isim.
Khamam fiha Jilali wa finalement bdal le nom pour JMBMMB.
Nhar li wala moul banka, saksah chawa JMBMMB?
Galah : Jilali moul bomba mchi moul banka...

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hhhh i didnt understand completely.. something about changing the name JMB to JMBMMB ... lol but i dont get it :(

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You're not alone Zelda, I didn't get it either lol.
Probably because I'm not good in French :D

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Good ones girls, really funny. Too bad I really suck at remembering jokes, my brother-in-law is an encyclopedia!

Hahiya wahda rani matfakret'ha
Galek wahed chibani 3roubi ra7 yfawat l'examen ta3 el permis. 9bal ma yarkab fa loto wassawah el nass w galoulah: " 7rez ro7ek mal had l'ingenieur rah wa3ar, w ya7chihalak bach ykhassrek!"
Galelhom:" ya7chihali ana!!! dork nwarih tchouf!"
Aya rkab fa loto, sagam Korssih, sagam 3baytah, virifa el retro-viseur ta3ah, fawat premiere, dar el clignotant w g3ad yastana...
L'ingenieur chaf fih w galah:" aya 9ala3."
Hadak el chibani g3ad yad7ak
"Galah malek?!!"
rad 3lih el chibani "yawadi galouli 3lik... ha jabdah"
"cha galoulek? cha najbed?"
"Ani fo9t bik.. ajbed el frein à main, meh.. hihihi"
L'ingenieur haz rasseh w skat... chibani kan mghati el frein à main bi 3baytah!
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hhhh i didnt understand completely.. something about changing the name JMB to JMBMMB ... lol but i dont get it :(

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You're not alone Zelda, I didn't get it either lol.
Probably because I'm not good in French :D


It's the story of Jilali the owner of a gas station.
He named his gas station JMB- Jilali moul bomb (Jilali the owner of the gas station).
A banker came to him and told him that JMB was the name of his bank and he had 2 weeks to change the name before taking legal action.
He came back and found the name JMBMMB - Jilali Moul Boumba Mchi Moul Banka ( Jilali owner of the gas station, not the owner of the bank)

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Ouh I get it now :D thank u for clearing that up Wahrania,
I will go tell it to some people now lol.

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Ouh I get it now :D thank u for clearing that up Wahrania,
I will go tell it to some people now lol.


Lol, my pleasure ! smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

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hahaha thanks wahraniaa :P i understand it now.. so they call gas station bomb ? xD and bank banka... haha interesting
i actually did laugh a lot with this one xD

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hahaha thanks wahraniaa :P i understand it now.. so they call gas station bomb ? xD and bank banka... haha interesting
i actually did laugh a lot with this one xD


No problem lol.
Yupp, banka is bank.
Gas station is pumpa - in reference to pumping gas.
You might have noticed that Arabs, who have English as a second language or even third, tend to pronounce the letter P as B (broblem, bebsi)..
I'm assuming the person who wrote the joke made sure to write bomba instead of pumpa to have more than one B in the acronym (JMBMMB).